Just letting y'all know. DON'T EAT ORANGES!! I repeat, DO NOT EAT ORANGES. No, put it down. NOW! DAMMIT Don't eat it. This also applies to orange soda, chocolate oranges, and those hard candy orange slices. Jawbreakers, gobstoppers, orange gummies, and anything with the color orange in it. The color orange is after us again. Just whe you thought it was safe to buy the oranges (even though you know that they killed Marlon Brando, and everybody else in The Godfather, you still risk it). No cheetos or doritos or anything cheesy. This color orange is the color of terrorists. SO beware anybody wearing orange!

This bit of absurdity was brought to you by the government, and the Bush Administration.

The terrorIST (goddammit, it is not a terror alert you SOBs!!!) alert is back up to Orange because of the overseas suicide bombing, they fear that it will go international again and come back to our domestics. *sigh*