How to tell if your child is a) dangerous and/or b) gay

From the Free Press:

Warning signs that children may be chatting with someone you don't want them talking to online:
- Your child is hiding computer disks
- Your child spends an excessive amount of time on the Internet or is online late into the night
Your child quikly changes the computer screen when you enter the room.

Tips for parents for protecting your children from dangerous individuals online:
- Establish online rules and an agreement with your children about how they use the INternet at home and away from home.
- Monitor your children's access to electronic communications and e-mail
- Parents should be aware of who their children are chatting with online and encourage them to let them know if they meet someone who scares them
- Place your computer in an area of your home where you can easily monitor your child's internet activities

The first three warning signs were signs that I was exploring my gay side. But hiding computer disks?! Honestly, who uses floppies anymore? I used to when they were the only thing out there. Get your child a fucking pen drive for Christ's sake.

The last four are also ways to keep your child from exploring homosexuality.

Weird correlation, innit?

The report is due to the 17-year-old who was arrested because he was going to blow up Chippewa Valley High School, and was also a Nazi.