Tender Loving Weapons and alcohol

When Weapons break out, they can go either way.

Smith and Wesson had opened up a whole section called "The Crossings" in which, along with handcuffs and firearms, you can also buy pillows, tealights, and tables. Yes, Smith and Wesson has finally gone Bed, Bath and Beyond (beyond meaning guns and handcuffs).

Even better is drunken semi-automatics. Kalshnikov, maker of the famed AK-47, and its sequals, has decided to branch out into...wait for it...VODKA!!! Yes, there is nothing better than sipping vodka with your AK-47 at your side.

So, remember kiddies. Smith and Wessons are for sissies, but AK-47s are for drunks.