Arguing the case for war

Module 3: Weapons of Mass Destruction
Domestic and international intelligence sources said that there were WMDs in Iraq. These were not allowed under any circumstances. We invaded, but there were no WMDs, much to Bush's chagrin. We found some other artillary, which we tried to construe as WMDs, but they did not fit the bill (and Republicans always stick to the letter of the law) of chemical, nuclear, or biological. We claimed there were roving wagons which may have been able to be used, but we were grasping at straws.

Module 5 Strategic plan for the Middle East
Banish all thoughts and ideaologies which don't agree with our stated purpose of keeping Israel there in peace and good nature, as well as keeping our oil nice and cheap. Oooo, and don't forget, having a government with easy negotiations.