The Blood-Stained Bride

We fired upon and bombed a wedding party over in the Middle East today. Fox News (I know I know, biased as all hell) and CNN both give reports thst the military say that the wedding party were shooting at planes and at soldiers at 3am (middle of the night). They have also found a good stockpile of weapons.

It makes me wonder, should I get a militia group and have them dress all in tuxedos and wedding dresses?