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Two states
Two judgements
Two laughs

Georgia has decided to take another right away from women. In a unanimous vote, the Georgia house decided to add piercing on a list of what can not be done to female genetalia. No more hood piercings allowed for you women, unless you want to go to jail for 2-20 years. The word unanimous means even the democrats voted for this too, but, then again, this is Georgia, where liberals are conservative and conservatives are psychotic.

Oregon has become one of the toughest states to get married in. You just have to know which county you're in. Yes, in a recent fit of fairness, Benton County in Oregon has decided to stop issuing ALL MARRIAGE LICENSES. On Monday, they were going to start issuing gay marriage licenses, but, due to the lawsuits everywhere, they decided to go the other way and stop issuing them altogether. As one conservative has recently been telling me, marriage is not a right. This also makes Oregon the most diversified state as they also have Multnomah County issuing gay and straight licenses as well. This just adds more victims to those hurt by gay marriages.